One could argue that the woman who popped on the floor at a Tim Hortons near Vancouver, Canada and then throws it at employees received better treatment than two Black men who were just waiting for a meeting at a Philly Starbucks.
She finishes by wiping her bottom with napkins and throwing those, too, at the worker.
The incident apparently began when the staff refused to allow the woman to use the restroom, based on past behaviour and safety concerns. The woman then dropped her trousers, leaned against a wall, and defecated directly on to the floor.
The incident took place Monday evening in Langley, British Columbia.
The woman was reportedly denied access to the restaurant's bathrooms.
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The driver of the van then attempted to the flee the scene, hitting and killing one police officer, he added. Earlier, an internal police report said one of the dead men had a suspected bomb strapped to his body.
Langley RCMP confirmed the incident, noting that the unnamed woman was arrested and later released from their custody to appear in court at a later date.
A spokesperson for Tim Horton's told BuzzFeed that some of its restaurants have a "restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests".
"As matters escalated, the Team Member contacted local authorities for assistance", the statement added.
Officers from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police collared the crazed crapper in the parking lot a short time later, The Abbotsford News reported.
In a statement to Daily Hive, the company said the safety of its employees "is always a top priority for us".
The B.C. Prosecution Service is considering what charges, if any, will be laid.